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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

... washing the back yard?

[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You’ve got to wash the dirt off grass so it can absorb sunlight more efficiently.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yep. I thoroughly scrub the leaves of my mango tree every sunday, and when comes mango season, I enjoy the most delicious fruits. It's hard work, but it pays off.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Deck, patio, fence, furniture. What do you do when your stuff gets dirty, full of pollen or spider webs?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're right, of course, but it's like saying you washed your teeth with a toothbrush.

I'd say I cleaned up the backyard (or just called it yardwork) and washed the patio/furniture

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah, of course, before the new clear coat goes on... duh?

[–] hunt4peas@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago

Based mom and son.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 points 1 day ago

Most normal 4chan user

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 5 points 2 days ago

Fake: anon can make someone laugh

Gay: anon makes the girl gross out, lives with his mom