*conservatives can't afford his cars
Had to correct it
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Centrist Dems will take him back and anoint him as the leader of the Resistance in a New York minute, if doing so will keep AOC on the margins.
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Don't forget completely mismanaging Twitter, and turning it into even more of a cesspool.
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Has absolutely nothing to show for it
But is still the richest person in the world
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Well.... there is that bit where his companies now have all of the data they were able to loot from the Federal departments he ruined.
Are people that stupid to overvalue Tesla that much for years or is somebody stabilizing the market rate?
It's because so many institutional investors own Tesla stock. Most of the big hedge funds and that kind of thing. At least that's what I've heard, but it makes sense to me.
He is secretly a shareholder in BYD and shorting Tesla. Nothing else makes sense.
Hard crash on the businesses, he sells whatever he has that's worth good money (other, not his, companies stock) and buys a bunch of the destroyed stock. Promises to cede control, but continue funding. Tesla rebrands, becomes affordable and consumer friendly.
I mean, there's no way he would let all that happen. But he's still sitting on an absolutely massive pile of money. If he had the balls to pull the rip cord he could sit right where he is for the rest of his life. He just doesn't have it in him.
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Genuine retard, it always was genuine retard
5d chess or not, hear me out.
He may be autistic enough to burn it all down from the inside.
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It's hilarious that 4D chess is now for dummies and we're on to 5D chess.
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He got lucky
His luck ran out
Unfortunately at the end of the day people like this will still be rich and not have to worry about the problems the rest of us do.