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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if Kimball, Leon's brother, is involved and quietly working behind the scenes.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

does he somehow hate success too?

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 31 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Somehow nobody has mentioned the drugs? And obvious signs of mental illness? Obviously high functioning, but that does not make the decisions less nuts.

Has anybody seen the Johnny Harris video on musk? It was all fun and games until the drugs came out to play.

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[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 days ago (17 children)

Do I even want to know what a pajeet is?

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hard crash on the businesses, he sells whatever he has that's worth good money (other, not his, companies stock) and buys a bunch of the destroyed stock. Promises to cede control, but continue funding. Tesla rebrands, becomes affordable and consumer friendly.

I mean, there's no way he would let all that happen. But he's still sitting on an absolutely massive pile of money. If he had the balls to pull the rip cord he could sit right where he is for the rest of his life. He just doesn't have it in him.

[–] EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

If I had fuck you money I'd buy Mount Everest, use my boring company to build a fucking subway railcar tunnel escalator thing. And then build an evil lair on top of my Everest. Fill a moat with lava or some shit, and then never see people again.

Id hollow out the mountain enough for artificial farms and then pay the local community filthy amounts of money to produce my food for me.

Oh. And also, 20 million to whoever can make proton work 100% on ARM64 or create a compatibility layer for x86/64 for ARM.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Just say "retard" if you're gonna say it. Lazily censoring it seems worse, because implications.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] plyth@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are people that stupid to overvalue Tesla that much for years or is somebody stabilizing the market rate?

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[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

He is secretly a shareholder in BYD and shorting Tesla. Nothing else makes sense.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

Generational wealth leads to people who are both extremely rich and extremely stupid.

And Elon Musk is the best example of that in the history of mankind.

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (9 children)

5d chess or not, hear me out.

He may be autistic enough to burn it all down from the inside.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's not fucking autism it's the fact he's a perpetually kholed dickhead

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

k-hole'd

For any confused readers.

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[–] segabased@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

*conservatives can't afford his cars

Had to correct it

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[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He's not stupid, only suffers from drug induced dementia

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I always assumed he was a moderately intelligent tech CEO until I saw a clip a few years ago where he was showing off the evolution of Starlink rockets and he referred to the piping and whatnot on the outside of the rockets as "the fiddly bits".

Unrelated, but he was also wearing a t-shirt that highlighted his noodle arms and his man boobs. You would think that somebody vain enough to get hair implants and plastic surgery would have enough sense to at least dress in a flattering manner.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

if you've seen his body you know there's no fabric on this here earth that can flatter his troglodyte figure.

he was always assumed to be somewhat smart by people who don't know what he's talking about. the moment he talks about anything you know you realize he's full of shit. that's why astronauts he idolized for example never bought his shit, even when he was at his peak of popularity.

he's the embodiment of "it's better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt". he's also the best counterargument to any idiot who thinks we live in a meritocratic system.

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