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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

States give privileges to things people do for their Invisible Friend, who's not real either. What are you gonna do?

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Red meat for the specific kind of idiots who tell anyone who they can trap in a corner for 5 minutes about how aliens built the pyramids.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

or even control the weather for nefarious motives.

Actually, contrails do have a slight climate impact. Not controlled of course.

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