The hero we deserve...
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2025
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I would be proud to have a femboy son
Gold.
It's all fun and games until he bangs the wife of someone who graduated top class of Navy Seals and has been involved in numerous secret raids against Al-Qaeda, with over 300 confirmed kills, is trained in gorilla warfare and is the best sniper of the army
edit: I see the downvoters don't know about this classic 🤣
Listen here you little shit!
gorilla warfare
This is the America Harambe wanted for us
It's all fun and games then, too.
I've lived in a region where ethical non-monogamy is so normalized that I look at the photo and think "ok...?"
Utah?
Oh it ain't ethical there. Well, except in SLC
There's a version that has a bit more.
That hotmeat89 guy seems it has script for years. At this point I respect the commitment goddamn!
I wonder if this is still going…
I don't think it is. I looked it up and couldn't find anything further in the thread from them. Their account has been deactivated, so (I think) the original is gone and we just have reblogs. Wayback Machine doesn't have it either.
Shout out to all the Nat Guard and Marines currently 'defending our freedom' in LA!
... and of course their famously faithful wives they married 3 months before their first deployment!
More interestingly, it's also pretty common for girls who wanna leave their man to push him into service so she doesn't have to deal with him after. In boot we had a wall of dear John's 2 weeks in
Yup yup yup.
On one level, I genuinely empathize with guys going through that... probably totally emotionally and mentally devastating for the vast majority of them.
On the other hand... its so common, and usually so many people in their lives will tell them that.... that is probably gonna happen to them, and they don't listen.
Shit sucks man, I've never been in any military service, but I've known guys its happened to.
Oh and then you've got this: Hrm, could this phenomenon maybe play a role in female service members getting SA'd and raped?
You know, just maybe?
wait … I wanna make sure you’re not blaming woman for other women being raped.
Right?
Oh and then you’ve got this: Hrm, could this phenomenon maybe play a role in female service members getting SA’d and raped?
What the fuck
Nah, it's just the macho dudebro attitude that pervades a lot of the military with a side helping of good old boys club, not jilted husbands.
Whilst I knew them empathizing was what came naturally but thinking back on some of those cases, those dudes were not the greatest folks. Like of course they were basically kids being like 19 on average but I'd bet money some of those girls were doing it cuz these dudes were aggro
I mean generally yeah, asshole aggro dudebros is anecdotally most of what I've seen as well.
But, I have seen it happen to a few genuinely good natured and well intentioned, but just colossally naive and/or astoundingly brainwashed/gaslit guys as well.
Someone's gotta drive the Dodge Hellcat before it gets repo'd...
I’m in Hawai’i and I basically assume all Hellcats and Corvettes are military. So when they cut me off in traffic or whatever, instead of getting angry I just say a little “easy there recruit” or “settle down Private” to myself. It makes me chuckle and keeps me from sin.
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I hope this guy or someone like him visits all those National Guard's wives. This deployment will involve orders that should not be followed. We need the constitution amended so the national guard cannot be deployed into a state without that states governors permission.
Well, that is a double edge sword right there. Maybe we end up with a sane federal government ~~again~~ for once, and let's say some freeloading red state decides to go full 1921 Tulsa on whatever the scapegoat of the week is and the national guard really does need to go in, but their nazi governor just says no and that's that? There simply needs to be some workaround.
Yeah, the courts or congress ordering it. That's how the schools got integrated
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with 3 confirmed kills
Yeah, 2 of them where kids and one was a pregnant woman he thought was carrying a bomb.
Yeah, 2 of them where kids and one was a pregnant woman he thought was carrying a bomb.
Wouldn't that be four confirmed kills by Republican standards?
Your 18 year olds are just children. Theirs are fighting age males.
Bonus points I guess
I feel strongly one of the more probable solutions to the fermi paradox is simply that we have a sizeable number of people in our species who still take pride and joy in the idea of taking lives, under any context.
No, we're not allowed out there. No, we can't have good things.
Raise your kids better you asshats.
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“If a war comes to your country” the president will order you to form up against your fellow countrymen.
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