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[–] TheMcG@lemmy.ca 128 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

What happens if he says yes? Then you are trapped alone with him. Seems worse lol

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 106 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 27 points 3 weeks ago

you bail either way

Yup, you just get to make the joke first :)

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You wouldn't be alone if either party has women friends. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy in this post had no women friends , or only had women be wanted to fuck.

Also the bisexual erasure is pretty thick here.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Men lusting after women is bad because women are territory that each man must protect.

Women lusting after women is good because that means larger harem for alpha man.

Men lusting after men is best, because we achieve peak masculinity and become Spartans and conquer the world.

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Sparta couldn't even conquer more than their own backyard. They'd overrun Messenia and enslaved the lot, then spent a few centuries bickering with the rest of Greece, until Persia financed them to claim hegemony. That hegemony lasted 33 years, then they bickered with Thebes for a while, took losses, never quite recovered and eventually got subjugated first by the Macedonians, then by the Romans.

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[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's when you double down and say he can't have women friends because he'll want to fuck them. Then throw a jealousy tantrum because that's literally what he said.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And that's why I just cut contact with all people in my life every time I get a partner, to be respectful. Haven't talked to my grandpa in years but what can you do?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why all my friends are asexual eunuchs.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Watch out, they'll connive on you

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 49 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (17 children)

"Do you wanna fuck her?"

"How many times do I have to explain what pansexuality is? I wanna fuck everyone, everywhere, alll the time!"

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 25 points 3 weeks ago

UNOooooooooooo.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 18 points 3 weeks ago

I can say I have been with girls whose friends were guys all wanted to fuck em. I never held against em. Was honest about it with em, but I always put the trust in them to do the right thing.

I've learned in life there's a little truth to everything, and a lot of bullshit with a lot of things. You'll have horrible women, and horrible men. You'll have folks so obviously blind to what's in front of em, they won't know until their bumping uglies with eachother. You just gotta roll with it.

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

I laughed but then I thought about my hubby's friends.

Ew that's nasty 🤢

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

She's right, though. The only friend I ever had who wasn't creepy with my girlfriends behind my back was gay.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 78 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh for sure. Way ahead of you, ditched those guys years ago. Now I just have no friends!

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 weeks ago

No bad friends! Focus on the upsides

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