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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Number 6.

Think it will cure my tinnitus

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

It will cure everything

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Pretty good. Thanks for asking. Currently doing some late night coding. How are you doing?

I'm a solid 3 rn.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

3 is a great depiction of: "I'm at work and getting attacked from all sides, but trying to keep a smile on my face".

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 3 points 2 days ago

Sounds right except for the work part.

[–] YerbaYerba@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

This is where I'm at. Production issues last night... Time to log back on to see the carnage.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hey now, where's the one being stabbed in the butt by a pike or a spear or something?

[–] blargle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Disappointed by the lack of 'hanging upside-down, being sawn in half crotch first'

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I'm always 7. Everytime shit happens I'm like "wtf dude, why?"

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Totally number 3. Stab me, shoot me, I'm gonna enjoy my time regardless

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago

"Brave, brave Kolanaki, you shall not have died in vain!"

"I'm not quite dead yet."

"Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!"

"Actually I think I might pull through."

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Personally I'm a bit number 3.

[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Love these, is there a community for these?

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

!ancientinternet@lemmy.world but more ancient history, antiquity

!historymemes@lemmy.world for general history memes

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

!trippinthroughtime@lemmy.ca For general medieval memes, not pain scale memes. I don't know of a community for those.

[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I was more interested in the mood scales but can't say no to medieval memes, subscribed!

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Number five is the medieval version of the "guess I'll die" meme.

[–] goofystench@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

whatever is happening in 2

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

4 as my shoulder and neck hurt a bit.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago

They all look so fuckin done with it.

Like 1 is going “can you believe this shit?”

[–] bricklove@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago

Why was stabbing the top of the head so popular?

[–] prof@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago

After lunch I feel like a 7

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

I'm a 4, hoping that I can find anything to get rid of shoulder and neck pain, maybe a neck-ectomy?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

How are these ordered, 1 and 9 seems like the same thing

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago

No “spike up through the taint” level?

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

3 take it or leave it.