People be on there talking about how they love to go hiking every evening to watch the sunset on top of a mountain in the next state over before coming home and getting ready for their standup yoga meeting at 6 in the morning when all I want to do is come home, order a pizza, and turn on the tube. Get real.
Loves Taylor Swift, has strong feelings about pineapple on pizza.
I hate online dating.
Tell me something that I don't know
Do I look like someone that can read minds?
Ain't enough unique personalities for 8.1 billion people. We had to recycle a few
Not on here for hookups!
The person I've started seeing from Hinge in recent days told me that the biggest reason she rolled with my profile was because I seemed like I was "relatively normal" and not a techbro or finance bro. Apparently this is prevalent enough around here that for someone who's not into it, a profile that features a dad joke about the members of punk and metal bands standing really far apart because "your band width determines your speed," offers "Live Without at an abandoned Denny's in Houston" as an option for a past event to time travel to, and lists "worker ownership of the means of production" as a "simple pleasure" qualifies you as "normal."
But hey, that in turn means I'm not attracting the kinds of girls who go for techbros, which I see as an absolute win.
My dating profiles got a lot of attention. I'll give you guys a tip:
Go onto the site as a woman looking for a man and read the other guy's profiles. MAKE YOURS DIFFERENT.
Man, what profiles? It's all 'I will fill this out later' or 'ATVs Hunting Fishing and driving'.
The Colorado version is this plus pictures of themselves skiing/snowboarding (even if they really only go like once a year and especially if they just moved here a couple years ago).
I’m not in here very often. What’s your number so we can talk?
My app won't work properly so I can't see who liked me so message me.
*messages them*
Unread forever.
Sapiosexuals and Wanderlust.
Is loves to laugh still a big one? 10 years back it was fairly common.
When I thought about it, no matter how good or evil one is laughing must be fun.
Laughing about a light hearted joke or a local orphanage burning down, laughing would be an extension of what brings them joy?
The triple in my area is travel, training and wine. I get depressed by how few seems interesting.
What are they training for, their sommelier world tour?
Just in case: training is mainly exercise in my language.
How about a dose of dark humour and travel talk?
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