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submitted 2 years ago by Rooki@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Here is the template:

Do your magic ;)

[–] Bingohas@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Reject groomers.

Embrace otter.

[–] oscar_falke@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sea otters have been regularly observed to rape baby seals over weeks, and continue raping them after they've died.

River otters are cute though.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would like to unsubscribe from rape facts. Thanks

[–] penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hopefully someone doesn't tell you about penguins

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

But they are so cute though, look at them walking around, falling over the little goofballs.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] SinJab0n@mujico.org 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude, what the hell u made me read? I mean, dude !

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Like people wouldn't force them to mate with seals if it would produce something cute for the Internet.

Stolen from a comedy sketch I saw in Orlando.

[–] medgremlin@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm always down for replacing problematic celebrities, especially when you can replace them with precious critters.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] medgremlin@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago

Yes, yes...most species have individuals that do horrible things to other animals/species, but I'm more willing to ignore the outliers of species that do not have the capacity for complex ethical philosophy. In this case, pointing out aberrant abominable behavior is more pedantry than discourse, in my opinion.

[–] s6original@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If you haven't replaced your Drake meme template with this one yet, you otter.

[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It is otterly funny

[–] StankFlipper@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least otters don't sexually harass underage girls via whiny text message. I'll take the otter over Drake any day!

[–] Bjoern_Tantau@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

I always like to use anotter template.

[–] Speckle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Otters are brilliant! Not quite as good as rabbits but they're still pretty good, thanks for the new template!

[–] Schooner@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Okay but you didn't give us the template

[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Done!

[–] Schooner@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks!

[–] simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

We had the same idea ;)

[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Ok, i forgot! Let me make it ;)

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Question: if I don't have any other themes listed on my instance can I use a theme or does the instance owner have to apply it?

[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

🤨

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 2 years ago

Oops, wrong post.

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