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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 101 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'm glad this project has been forked. I really want to see the direction other developers go with it

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] subignition@fedia.io 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] salmoura@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For those who don't know, that is a reference to "the good place". Go watch it now.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And go in blind

Watch the first one of two episodes. Like the humor? Continue watching

It's one of the funniest and philosophical shows in existence

[–] salmoura@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 3 days ago

[don't] tap for spoilerLike figuring out factorio for the first time, it is something I wish I could live again.

[–] rrconkle@lemmy.zip 103 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Needs 💩, should I open a PR?

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Now I see shit again too. The unfortunate author may be torn on what to do.

Edit: https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/issues/21
This issue mentions the name was changed.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Imagine you're a GitHub employee tasked with leaving a nice message for the 1 billionth repo. Seeing that counter tick towards that joyful moment, anticipation builds.

What would it be? The next Linux display manager? Something as impactful as Docker or Kubernetes? The early beginnings of a radical new OS?

Nope, it turns out to be shit. 💩

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was gonna say that a billion repos is crazy, but I alone have 30 repositories and I don't even consider myself that serious

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Take into account that in order to make PRs to a repository you don't have access to, you have to make a fork of the repo. Which means another repo.

[–] petit_fou@programming.dev 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Even Linus seems to like this repo.

[–] vodka@feddit.org 28 points 3 days ago

Sadly people love to fake commits from Linus, and it is extremely provably not from him.

https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else?tab=readme-ov-file

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

How did this guy time it to be the 1 Billionth?

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Best shit I've seen all week.