Taxes. Because I have a brain and understand how a civil, functioning society, works.
Routhinator
We got our microwave out of the kitchen.
Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality.. yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps... wtf.
I mean, to be fair these guys are paid the lowest dollar and subcontracted at this point. They literally aren't paid enough to make ends meet, they are too distracted worrying about their lives and family to bother worrying about some poor design that involved having movable panels crossing a pattern forcing an unnecessarily specific alignment.
Trainpotting
You haven't depluralised this, you morphed it from a viewing activity to a veritable "shit-down".
It's basic. It's open source, it doesn't need GPlay, and it works.
Between this and a GPX track recorder you most of the data these things use except heart rate, and heart rate trackers are really bad at what they do.
I can also recommend MediLog for manual recording of real data from external tools.
So, Canadian chicks?
Hi from Canada, we're likely Poland in Nazi Boogaloo 2.
And back then if we did have a mouse, it was square, and used a 9pin serial port