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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 days ago
[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Nosferatu. Because I live in the arctic and it's summer.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Millennials would take this challenge & use it to die in the first minute.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Free euthanasia? Where do I sign up?

Edit: yes I'll take the upgraded life insurance.

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[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The thing from "It Follows" goes at a walking pace, I could hop in the car and drive a few hours out of town to spend the day at a nice park.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Tucker and Dale. I let them catch up and we have fun fishing, drinking, and joking for 23 hours and 55 minutes.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Tucker and Dale aren't the villains. Chad is.

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Can I go for a horror monster that isn't necessarily from a horror movie? Because if so I'm going for the flying black bedsheets from Harry Potter 3, it's summer and I want a mobile air conditioner. Also it couldn't inflict anything I to me that I don't do to myself, guess it could try to eat my soul but I'm pretty sure I don't have one.

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Absolutely a Yautja (Predator). Pretty sure short middle-aged pudgy women who'd curl into a sad ball on the floor when threatened would be the most dishonorable kills ever. He might even be forced to off himself in shame for that lol

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Chucky just to prove to yall how easy it would be to defeat that doll. Shit, with $3b I'd pay Messi to kick him in a furnace on PPV and probably come out with even more money just off subs alone

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[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Specifically chasing for 24 hours... So, any of the antagonists that require planning, or are infirmed ... Or both?

John Kramer, the jigsaw killer. Bitch has terminal brain cancer and is in a wheelchair most of the time. I don't think he could come up with a jigsaw plan, kidnap and execute it in that much time.

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[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (6 children)

When did predator not kill someone??

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 days ago

That one snail that kills you if it touches you

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 15 points 3 days ago (8 children)

One zombie. I could win against one zombie. With prep time. I think.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Choo Choo Charles.

Charles can't swim. I'll just take the ferry to an island.

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