Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words : theonion

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 43 points 1 month ago

Mr. President, a second opinion struck the Noem.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 month ago

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She already has the trump look (Cruella) going on and she hasn't been working for him for that long. Yikes. Guys get it too, but they just look like they're smelling shit.

[–] lennee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

HAPPY CAKEDAY!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You must be in a place ahead of the US. That's pretty cool and thanks!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Who isn't ahead of the US these days?

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Hello fellow june 14th joiner

[+] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'd let that lady shoot my dogs if you know what I mean.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, I don't know what you mean. Please explain.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Before being a trump fuckhead her most notable attribute was shooting her own healthy pets.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Temu Jigsaw? Ew

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ve always wanted to fuck Jigsaw.

I guess I have a type.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Killer Klowns From Outer Space is basically porn to you

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is fucking hilarious. Y'all are weird.

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I felt more revulsion reading that comment than when I first read @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s username, so I can’t really blame people for reflexively downvoting. Still, that’s part of what makes it so funny imo so I’m not complaining personally

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