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Fernando Alonso Official Subreddit - Shilling for the god made flesh since 1837

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Are we checking? This is a place to take a p*ss out of motorsports.

F1 is not the only motorsport in the world, so go ahead and post your shitposts about WEC or MotoGP or IndyCar or ralley or Polish Speedway or whatever. Even Formula E, I guess. It needs some love, too.

By the way, F2 > F1.

Rules? What rules? Stop inventing. Just don't be a douche. Lemmy.world's sporting conduct applies.

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[–] katze@lemmy.cafe 5 points 18 hours ago

After seeing this so many times, I'm still unsure whether this is a joke or the actual model of Adam.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God makes a European to live in his garden of paradise .... in the Middle East

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

God makes a European to live in his garden of paradise … in the Middle East

That's where the stereotype of a Latino gardener originates.

[–] Dragomus@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

"Scientists"

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Wow! Adam was trimming his beard so nicely!

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Wow! Adam was trimming his beard so nicely!

Of course. The likeness of God doesn't skip barber day.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I can't tell whether this is satire or not.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 1 day ago

I mean, I knew Alonso was old but not THAT old..

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The real Gardenof Eden has been traced through DNA to:

Botswana

Adam was Black.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 4 points 15 hours ago

Okay but this is a meme. The guy in the picture is Fernando Alonso, a Formula 1 driver.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

There was never a 'first' man?

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Not really, it was a gradient of evolutions.

[–] Odo@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"How he looked like"? Really BBC? Not "how he looked" or "what he looked like"?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Might have looked. He probably looked way different but may be like this?? Thanks idiots

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago

They really just took a picture of Steve from accounting.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 18 hours ago

So now we know the face of the mother fucker that started it all!

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

I got another confession to make.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 1 points 19 hours ago

WOW

are they saying that the first human, in a biblical myth, likely looked like a human????

who could have predicted it