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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 hour ago

๐ŸŽต You're just an object to me

I feel a little better

They found your sweater

You're just an object to me ๐ŸŽต

[โ€“] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

At this point, you really should know that you need to dissolve them like that movie, and unplug the drain.

Now that I think about it I can't really remember much about where exactly I saw that scene...all I remember is that the detectives, after investigating the motel room in which he dissolved the body,their only clue was the tape residue left on the walls (he covered every inch of the place with plastic sheets).

[โ€“] J4g2F@lemmy.ml 54 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks, I really needed to hear that.

Just don't hang around by that lake

[โ€“] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, but there is more than one.

And they don't even know! It's great!

Thats 2 times the reason to not worry

[โ€“] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

If you have a body they will find it and forensics can find shit you wont believe.

They can also miss shit you wouldn't believe.

And find shit you shouldn't believe but are unfortunately likely to.

[โ€“] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I was gonna say. You'll get arrested in 2067.

[โ€“] Gorge@lemm.ee 3 points 41 minutes ago