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A bit extra (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 hours ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

What the fuck is the founder of whip cream?

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

He discovered the whipped cream mines

Edit: Documentary evidence provided.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 26 points 4 hours ago

Pretty sure somebody stabbed that dude and then was like 🤷‍♂️ I guess he was just REALLY upset about the fish being late…?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 hours ago

IIRC he was serving a king and an archbishop, and the king felt so bad that he strongarmed the archbishop into declaring it was not suicide - a mortal sin.

Which had to be fucking hilarious from across the room. Two distraught men in fancy clothes and silly hats, crowded into a kitchen, arguing nonsense about an extremely dead guy. The one in the crown insists: maybe he fell on it. He was cleaning it, and it went off.

[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I have that same urge when my GrubHub order gets switched to another driver.

[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 5 points 3 hours ago

When the Uber driver picks up your order and then drives past your place to make another delivery.

[–] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

Dude had a burnout before it was cool.