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The ability to see inside any empty container could be useful depending on how granular you’re being with “empty”. Could get a good job screening for contraband or any other job where you expect containers to be empty, as quality control.
1 and 8. I seek knowledge. A scholar, if you will.
Depending on how fast the teleport is, whether there's a delay between uses and whether it causes significant fatigue or other side effects, I might take that. Other than that, it's a toss-up for me between the extinct language and communicating with oysters.
Play the teleport 7 inches right, and you have a get out of jail free card.
What's the cooldown and specifics of #6?
Is it a one-time pill effect or a power you gain? Do you stay looking however you did 10 hours ago forever?
If it's a power, let's say you use it immediately twice in a row. First time: boom. 10 hours younger. Second time: does nothing happen or do you then look 10 hours younger than then how you currently appear? So you look 20 hours younger. Could you keep spamming it indefinitely until you very slowly reach any age you want?
I suppose that depends on whether it makes you look 10 hours younger than you ARE or 10 hours younger than you CURRENTLY APPEAR.
I...I'm spending too much time thinking about this.
I think it's as simple as your visual appearance is simply n - 10h
Holy smokes, 2?? Obviously see inside empty containers and teleport up to 7 inches!
I'd give anything to be able to tell at a glance what boxes I don't need to open when looking for something and get out of nearly any tight spot or tangle.
3 and 8
Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure
Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.
I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.
3 and 7
2 and 6,
Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident
Depends on the teleport cool down, but that's the obvious first choice. From there it's tough between 1, 2, and 5...
Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz
5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.
Along with knowing whether things are empty. I'd be the perfect bouncer.
Teleport obviously
You could escape from anything with number 3
Become the most profitable gravel supplier in history due to having no land acquisition or extraction costs, not to mention no need to plan for when one site runs out of usable gravel.