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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Gave him an extra leg before murdering him too. Jesus Christ.

[-] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago

God giveth. And god taketh. shudders

[-] Merwyn@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

With three different shoes and of feet growing backward also.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Check out these! (Maybe I overdid it with the blood..)

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

The last one is super weird and creepy looking.

They're all standing in what looks like a bathroom, but there's a computer at the counter. Ah!

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

So it's an Apple store.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, I agree!

I generated four more afterwards but didn't want to spam unless there's someone who wants to see the pictures..

[-] sickday@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

He's in a bathrobe in all of these lol

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

yeah, I was lazy with the description of his robe

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Penis envy, obviously.

[-] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That Jesus sure is too white.

[-] DarkGamer@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

He is white in most of the training data, I suspect.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

That's what you get for stealing ipads

[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

It's Jesus, so no way that guy was innocent... probably a money loaner at the temple. Plus he has 3 legs.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Jesus had a psychotic side, there's the time a hungover Jesus wanted figs from a fig tree and even after being told it's out of season, he got shitty with this one particular Fig tree and cursed it to never bare fruit.

Jesus doesn't make great decisions after a big night.

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Or perhaps he was a fig tree in the off season?

[-] AMillionNames@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

All I see is a three legged horror being slain by a ketchup bottle in the ketchup bottle aisle with Jesus tries to guilttrip the CCTV guy for not calling clean-up while other shoppers are going about their business thinking "Oh god, not this again..."

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One of his three legs appears to be wearing some sort of sandal, and that is clearly a sock underneath. Killing was justified.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

The "third leg" (closest to camera) is clearly a massive penis he tried to hide out of shame. Methinks Jesus was jealous.

[-] silencer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Jesus looks like my brother! mind blown.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

That's no man... he was a toon! Get Eddie Valiant on the case!

[-] morgan_423@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I see that he's escalated from stealing those iPads from Target a few weeks back.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Jesus is white with well-coiffed hair. The clues were all there from the beginning.

[-] rip_art_bell@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." Matthew 10:34 KJV

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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