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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

Anyone up at that time on holiday wears socks with crocs.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

f*ck morning people
f*ck morning, people
f*ck, morning people

...the last thing i want is to interact with another living soul before 11.30; preferably not before 13.30...i wish they were dead, or at least not a part of the world i live in...

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 142 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)
[–] isar@lemm.ee 24 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Me when checkout is at 12:00

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Dam, where you going that has 12 checkouts? I see mostly 11 with some being 10.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 34 points 23 hours ago

Yes, def this.

I trust housekeeping just walks in, sees me sleeping, gently smooch me on the forehead & quietly leave the room.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Paid for the whole room gonna use the whole room

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 9 points 22 hours ago

I swear it's the blackout curtains. I'll draw them tight on the first night, then have a surprise in the morning if I didn't set my alarm.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 139 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hotels be like: yes 06:00-07:30 is the time most people eat, let's have breakfast then

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 82 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's the thing I hate the most about free hotel breakfast: by the time normal people get up, they've already shut it down for the day. I swear they do it on purpose to save money.

[–] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 7 points 22 hours ago

Me who wakes up for work at 4am but doesn't eat anything till 11am.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Just how late do you wake up?

I often stay at hotels for work, and by 8AM I'm leaving so I can be wherever I need to be at by 9, so yeah, breakfast needs to be around 7h30.

Even at home this is a usual schedule, since commuting is a pain.

By 10AM at the latest probably most places also need to wrap up service so they can clear up and prepare to serve lunches in a couple of hours.

It's not that unreasonable...

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 6 points 10 hours ago

I wake up naturally around 8:30, typically don’t eat until about 10, breakfast should be served until 11 considering brunch is from 11-2 most places

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

normal people go to hotels for vacation, not work.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Pre pandemic 52% of hotel nights were booked by business travelers.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Even if that were true, hotel use is pretty evenly split between business travelers and tourists, both are "normal"

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 0 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

travelling around the globe for work is not normal unless you work for an airplane travel company.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

You don't have to travel the globe to stay on a hotel wtf are you talking about? Lots of people go to different cities within the same country.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The globe? Sure. A region, or even a country? It's more common than you think. Sales, 'professionals' with conferences, and people that work for large companies that have people meeting.... these all move large amounts of folks around for work, and hotels are easy to book, invoice to the company, and are generally next to a conference center or have it in the same building.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml -1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

It’s more common than you think.

thats actually way less common than you think.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

This is based of your extensive knowledge of NOT being a business traveler?

  • 1.3 million people travel for work every day in the U.S. alone.
  • 40% of hotel guests are work travelers.

Random source.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Where’d you get that number?

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

A site called Business Travel News

[–] ahornsirup@feddit.org 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

At home that's the schedule because I have to get to work. It's not a choice. But on vacation I'm not going to force myself to get up at 6 or 7. Certainly not if I'm out till 4, which is something that happens on occasion (less nowadays, but still).

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Many guests are actually there for work. If breakfast opens at 7, that's a little late for my liking. I gotta finish and drive over to the client and start timely.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

Even if they aren't there for work they're there for something, I can't really think of any times I slept in a hotel room and didn't have an early morning.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Not if I'm by myself in the hotel/trip.

I/someone paid for the bed & I'm gonna use it.

[–] BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 22 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

They'll still stop serving breakfast at 9 sharp and you'll be hungry until lunch. 🙁

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Nah, I hate breakfast. Give me that extra sleep anyway. It's not like they are very good either.

[–] theolodis@feddit.org 2 points 13 hours ago

Go get breakfast before you go to sleep, or set alarm, grab breakfast, and have a second round of sleep.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I'm not one of those people that needs to eat at precise intervals or even every day. I just eat when in hungry for something.

In summer dinner is usually my first (and often only) meal.
I almost never eat breakfasts (especially if I woke up "only" a few hours ago). Never could, even parents wanted me to but I just had better days without breakfast as a kid so they stopped insisting.

I assume that when I travel I have access to food basically everywhere or else I know I have to plan that - which again I do in a way that I eat when I want.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago

I think its the fact that you dont have to prepare the food. You wake up, throw some shit on and just fuck off to eat for an hour straight because they have all the food you would ever want.

[–] Plagiatus@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

People sleeping in uncovered blankets and pillows triggers me so hard, why do people do that?

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Stupid sexy blankets that are wearing nothing at all!!

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 points 2 hours ago

Hot single blankets in your area!

[–] Plagiatus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Basically. Don't actually know what the right word is for which part of the bedding, so I went for that. 😅

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 day ago

Duvet cover?

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I think they're talking about the duvet

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 11 points 23 hours ago

You put a blanket on your blanket?

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

In a lot of hotels people in other rooms start making noise around that time anyway, so you might as well get up and enjoy a big breakfast that you dont have to prepare yourself

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 day ago

Also: you paid for that shit, damn well gonna eat it while its out there.

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[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

7:00 -- breakfast
8:00 -- continue to sleep

That's the ticket. Worked in Tempe for 3 weeks. Come non work nights I was wondering what I should do, so if I was tired Id pop some edibles, laugh at a movie for a bit, wake up with munchies and get breakfast, then go back to bed until afternoon.

Didn't want to spend much time outside when it was daylight anyways. Sun starts to go down, find a dive bar or something.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A change in environment often energizes people.

[–] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

That and you pay good money to go on vacation. Why would you waste it sleeping, which you can do anywhere?

[–] ralakus@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

The energy: Stonks meme template with "Cortisol" as the graph label

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