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Well, if they're suffering from shock, I guess giving them a drink is about the only thing there that's really going to help them by increasing fluid volume, though not by much. Contraindicated because they might need surgery and might choke, though.
And good luck telling the cops that the victim got drunk after the crash.
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Also: find the most critically injured person and ask them if they are alright.
Give them another drink
Make them play Tetris
On the UK theory test, this question used to have an answer of "offer them a cigarette".
Obviously correct. What did he win ?