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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm more of a 'milkers and knots' kinda guy, but I can see the appeal

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I got tee boned one time and I came literal gallons.

So hot.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Almost exactly how it went.

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz I’m in.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

First free busses, now this?!?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 22 points 15 hours ago

Isn't this Muppet Australian? He's as irrelevant as that fat Aussie guy who calls himself an Alpha male and sucks Trump's ass.

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago
[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I continue to have my mind blown that anyone takes this hysterical, cartoonish, right wing fear mongering seriously.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Are they seriously passing this around right wing sites?

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know, personally. But these are the guys that had a moral panic over a tan suit and Dijon mustard, so I would believe it.

[–] trashboat@midwest.social 6 points 15 hours ago

Remember terrorist fist jab?

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

where do we sign up?

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (5 children)

Zohran's not a liberal, tho, right? He's a socialist democrat.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

No, Zohran plans to actually help people, unlike liberals who basically enable the authoritarians.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

You're thinking of Clinton era neo liberals that are still in power.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 11 points 14 hours ago

Republicans are so cooked that they think liberals are the leftist endgame and socialists are just straight communists.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Conservatives don't make that distinction. Though OP does lean into Poe's Law.

[–] st3ph3n@midwest.social 6 points 15 hours ago

Remember, anyone to the left of Hitler is a card-carrying communist now.

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 9 points 15 hours ago

yea...i don't see the problem here

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 9 points 15 hours ago

I fucking hate that dark souls 2 level

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 15 hours ago

The future conservatives want is the same except it's men in fashy uniforms. We don't even have to speculate or joke; it's exactly how mines are run in countries without worker protections.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 6 points 15 hours ago

That's... remarkably kinky. Holy shit. I'm sure some of you will be moving there soon.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 5 points 14 hours ago

Well, we do seem to all yearn for the mines and tall latex clad dommy mommies.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago

This doesn't seem very osha friendly

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago

Every projection is a confession. Gestures vaguely at ice gestapo, deportations of people to countries that aren't their origin, deportations to prisons outside the US, and the constitution allowing slavery as punishment of a crime.

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