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We made it through another week! Today we're going to play wrong excuses. Theres root comments with offers (eg "wanna come cinema on Saturday at 3?"). Someone replies to an offer with a ridiculous excuse like "I can't I'm flying solo round the earth". More ridiculous the better!

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[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you want to help me empty my attic today at 4?

[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, we can't. We are baking a new universe.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah ok how's Saturday at 10?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mate, she's a total bitch 😉 How's Sunday lunchtime?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I could, but its tricky. I'm helping some bird paint her fence in the morning and I'm fairly certain my cat will have found its way through the series of locked gates by then and escaped.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That is a predicament. How's Monday at 9:15?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't, I'm rehashing my browns

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't miss that. How's Sunday 5pm?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if you can help me tidy my room Sunday at 6pm?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd love to, but I need to sacrifice some berries to Zeus at that time.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No that's totally fair. How's 8pm?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah I would but I need to practice line dancing with my cats at that time. Could you do 2:33 that day?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have my regularly scheduled group girl kissing at that time ;-; what about the following week?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

~~Please tell me everything about the group girl kissing!~~ I mean...the following week I'm busy training frogs to disco dance... can you do Tuesday at 3am?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think we have a spot free for girl kissing if you happen to know any girls that are interested in kissing :3c disco frogs! Unfortunately Tuesday at 3AM I will be turning on the big light which is a stressful time as I'm sure you understand. What about on Thursday at 11?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Score! And yes that is very stressful. That's a good idea but unfortunately I've got a singing telegram coming at that time. How's 9:43am Wednesday?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Would you believe it? Kissing girls again :(

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tbf that's a sensible choice. How's Monday at 3:19pm?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

With all that girl kissing there must be more than on free spot for sure? Asking for a friend who has been through hell recently ...

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's what I'm hoping! I'm trying to wangle an invite

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Who could deny LadyButterfly!

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Do you want to help me do my taxes Saturday at 10?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't because I'm helping Maggie Thatcher to iron laundry in hell.

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah no problem how's 2pm instead?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No cause it's a long way to hell and back

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah ok how about 8pm next Friday?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Would love to but I'm attending the apocalypse

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Right np how's Thursday at 11:15am?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

1 + 1 + 1 +5 = 8 That's a very unlucky number, anything you do at 11:15 (other than kissing girls) is bound to fail!

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[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That would be considered direct dealing, so absolutely not.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah ok, want to help me wash my windows instead?

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

👏👏👏

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm afraid that would be an ecumenical matter and i am grossly under qualified

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you want to help me paint my fence Sunday at 10?

[–] mauuumauukittycat@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

can’t I’m cooking maggie thatcher bacon, so I can poison it

I understand, how's 3pm instead?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you want to come to the cinema Saturday at 3?

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

Oh sorry I forgot. How's Sunday at 11:15am?

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[–] mauuumauukittycat@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

can’t, I’m nicking keir starma’s sausages

Naturally...How's 11:15 that day?

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