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We made it through another week! Today we're going to play wrong excuses. Theres root comments with offers (eg "wanna come cinema on Saturday at 3?"). Someone replies to an offer with a ridiculous excuse like "I can't I'm flying solo round the earth". More ridiculous the better!

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[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Do you want to help me do my taxes Saturday at 10?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Can't because I'm helping Maggie Thatcher to iron laundry in hell.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago

I'm afraid that would be an ecumenical matter and i am grossly under qualified

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[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you want to help me empty my attic today at 4?

[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (23 children)

Sorry, we can't. We are baking a new universe.

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[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you want to help me paint my fence Sunday at 10?

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[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you want to come to the cinema Saturday at 3?

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh sorry I forgot. How's Sunday at 11:15am?

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I will not be going to the SINema on the LORD's DAY, you cannot tempt me with these worldly pleasures. I will pray for you and your SOUL.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Of course! How's Monday at 4pm?

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Have you tried asking her, I haven't seen Monday in a year - I mean, I know she frequented 4pm on occasion, but I thought she had tried quitting, at least last I saw her she was. Have you seen her recently?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ah ok can you do Tuesday 8pm?

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We're not on speaking terms, unfortunately.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds great, see you there!

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, in that case I'm afraid I'll have to cancel. My partner recently became a breatharian, and in solidarity I have joined them so I just don't think I can handle being around snacks right now 😅 I'm so sorry, maybe we can reschedule for Saturday at 3?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry I can't, I need to teach my neighbour's parrot poetry. Can you do Thursday at midday?

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ah, that's a shame - but hey, that's a great service you're providing for your neighbour, hopefully their parrot becomes the next Ginsberg, what a great investment.

Ah, Thursday at midday is a bit dicey, I'm teaching my neighbour's parrot poetry at that time. How does Thursday at midday sound?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can't do that sadly I've just arranged to teach dogs ballet. How's tomorrow 5pm?

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

oh, sorry - that's when I have my qualifying event for my town's upcoming drywall eating competition, how about the day after at the same time?

Ah apologies I need to mix cement with a teaspoon then. How's Saturday at 5am?

[–] mauuumauukittycat@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

can’t, I’m nicking keir starma’s sausages

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