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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Change the weiner for a spicy italian sausage and the bun for a stick of cheese stuffed pizza crust and you have the potential for world domination.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You’ll either win their hearts or you’ll destroy them.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And not or. ;)

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

You know what? You're right.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like there's some potential here but it's still very rough around the edges

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The edges are not rough. They are smooth and greasy.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you're going to split open the dog and use it as the bun, it should be something even more intensely meaty and salty inside it.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's actually perfect. I was thinking jerky, but while it wouldn't fit too well you would be able to call it a Jerkdog.

Or a Dogjerk...

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Call it a “Tyson Meat Processor’s sweat n’ spicy Jack Link’s wiener bun Doritos meet stick”

[–] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

"More Wiener than bun. Half the carbs and whole of the dog."