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[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 68 points 2 days ago (6 children)

You can't show us only halve of the conversation. Show us the anime pic they're talking about!

[–] JayGray91@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago

I concur. We need to assess it as well.

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[–] teletext@reddthat.com 62 points 2 days ago (8 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 33 points 2 days ago

Grant awarded. Have your upvotes. I'll switch the image too!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 19 points 2 days ago

I was with the first doctor until I looked at how much farther up the end of the line is from her belly button and realized I mistook a set of ribs for underboob. Doc 2 has it right.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

It makes so much more sense now, thanks!

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying "this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital"

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

then stich it with those girls who take a massive bad dragon that's bigger than the penetrated line.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

"This exxotixx realistic griphon penis is over 3 meters long. Lucky for me, the human intestines measure up to over 7 meters, so this should only get me half full!"

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those dildos are soft and compressable

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Investment idea: dildos that work like those prop knives that retract

given some porn i... my friend... saw, ive seen so many didlos that might as well be

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don't know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I'll now see in the mirror (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠)

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Can you add marks like these?

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Drops this NSFW link by accident haha oops!

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What does this "save" button do? Let me test quick.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

So? What does it do?

Edit. Nevermind. It makes stains on your clothes and around you.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

mine made my phone all sticky.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was still Twitter then.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

They should test it out on each other to find out who's right. Loser wins.

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