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[–] arararagi@ani.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Old but gold, very early internet energy but from just a few years ago.

[–] neuromorph@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

This is what the internet is for.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 44 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I understand biology, but I've also seen a woman shoving a bad dragon tentacle literally 2 feet long all the way inside her pussy and seeing it bluge above her belly button. And the fucking base of the dildo was like 7 inches in diameter.

So I guess nature finds a way...

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me: It's a drawing, it doesn't have to conform to reality.

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

But if we don’t let twitter users whinge about obviously exaggerated and satirical drawings, how will they feel superior to everyone else??

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's not a satirical drawing, it's an erotic fantasy one, otherwise yeah.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago
[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

I scrolled past this eye catching tummy while at salon LMAO

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it's long enough.

[–] philpo@feddit.org 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It does so over multiple months. It is very averse to so spontaneously, as every OB/GYN might tell you. Always causes stressful situations in the OR.

(Beside...the cervix is more or less a one way device. That would surely make it rupture. )

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't knew about the cervix being one way. Good to know.

[–] philpo@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago

Well, just to be clear, that is meant for mechanical things..

Fluids,not so much. For obvious reasons.

It's a hell of a lot of work to actually dilate it.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago
[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

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[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You don't do penetration tests at work?

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Pen15 testing.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 96 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

Meanwhile I've seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don't know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:

Edit: they were like, "that's not how vaginas work, what the fuck" and my response was mostly, "I know, that's why I sent it to you lmao"

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can you show me some of those videos? I want to masturbate to them.

This made me laugh so hard

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Asking for a friend? For research? No?

Ok, go ahead please.

[–] Mamdani_Da_Savior@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

I love his honesty

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

No, I'm not a pussy. Google and others already know about my weird and sometimes even disgusting fetishes, I have nothing to hide.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

just look up dragon dildos on any porn website.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and as a gay man that’s into fisting i know from personal experience that you can fit an arm up to the shoulder inside your digestive system!

plenty of videos of that online too

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Shoulder deep inside the borderline.

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