That was hilarious. I think it is good to show in the open what is happening/happened in those discord and telegram channel and the whole crypto scene.
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There's like 3 other videos, and they're all just as hilariously bad. It's glorious
My next job is definitely going to be chief visionary officer…
Instead of a diet coke button you get an ayahuasca button
Diet Coke, WITH ayahuasca, and the can has an integrated Bluetooth dongle that mints an NFT to log your vision quest on the blockchain...
OK, the Coke guys didn't go for it, let me call Shasta
The first Crypto Name they introduce is fucking Anthony "Unit of Time Measurement" Scaramucci and I got severe whiplash, I am not mentally ready to watch this, I need to refill my drug drawer
Ok now I'm wasted af and this show rules, this is the best fucking thing ever, gather all your friends and watch this shit, they hired the Mooch and someone whose credential is that they're a YouTuber to not give money to people whose ideas are "what if X but crypto" like one of them is literally "what if water but there's an NFT on it"
OH NO, I have TERRIBLE NEWS my new FAVOURITE SHOW got CANCELLED (probably by the WOKE MOB)
Wendy O: Is this a generative AI collection? Not a fan of those. To me, it's not necessarily real art.
Another whale: They're not all the same.
Wendy O: I don't care. It takes away from the real artist.
Wow, look at the time. It's stopped o'clock!
The world was not ready. Or no longer ready.
They were still early
Having The Mooch as your headliner is definitely a choice.
Mooch is almost endearing in his earnest striving.
Between the title of the show and one of the judges being a guy called Mario Narwhal I gotta ask, are coiners trying to reclaim the word "whale", as in a cash cow gambler/lifestyle goods consumer?