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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 20 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Only after they bombed the “hospital“/housing block she lived in.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 4 weeks ago

/nursing home

[–] Kepion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 4 weeks ago

I'm sorry onion, I know you're trying