Some fun facts about alkaline batteries:

1. They are technically rechargeable. Not very often and their capacity deteriorates quickly, but there are specialized alkaline chargers that allow you to recharge them a couple of times.
2. You can tell whether they're full or empty if you drop them on a hard surface. Empty ones will bounce slightly and make a "brrrt" sound, while full ones will stop immediately and make more of a "tock" sound.

*double "the"s 😁

I'm a member of the Raovac party.

Is this some kind of rubbish battery joke that I'm too Ansmann to understand?

And that’s why you’re working so hard to end the electoral college, yes?

. . . that’s why you’re working so hard to end the electoral college?

I'm a member of the Kirkland Signature party