this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] MudMan@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, right. Like Riker hadn't tried that already on the first day he got access to a holodeck.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Like Bortus's porn program but all Rikers

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why must you remind me of these things

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago

Never forget!

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Caption:

"Are you ready to go where no man has gone before?"

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I told my wife if we ever split, I'm finding a guy about my size so I can double my wardrobe and have a workout partner. So this is perfect.

[–] rushaction@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My partner in the same size. NGL, it's glorious.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Omg, I couldn't imagine swapping cars and not spending 30 sec adjusting everything just to have it not quite rigt

[–] LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Must've been his lifelong ambition.

It's the reason he joined starfleet.

"One of these days, it'll happen", he could be heard mumbling as he filled out the paperwork.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Eeewww!.... however...

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hadn't really thought about it, but he's a good fit for a live action Krieger from Archer, ha ha

My god, you're right.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Can you imagine if they could have also gotten with crazy hair Riker from Parallels?

[–] aperson@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago
[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure this is just masturbation

Ooooooooh boy