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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is 8:37 am too early

Yes, the fuck is wrong with you 'morning people'?

hisses before rolling over

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online -4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I tell you what: we don't scream and stomp until 4 in the morning, bothering neighbors. We sleep at night. Sleep. At night. All night. Right from the very beginning of the night. Imagine, scream-stomper?

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, instead y'all stomp around at 8 in the morning, and mow your lawns at 7 in the morning, rudely walking up night shifters...

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

It's currently 8:36 am here and I'm having second breakfast.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago

Lunch is a concept. Any meal can be lunch if you're willing.

[–] nyankas@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That‘s what I call good timing.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Crikey that's good timing!

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guys will do everything in order to skip breakfast in the morning.

[–] Zkuld@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you cook a full meal for breakfast does it turn into a lunch?

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The same day is the time between your main sleeping moment.

Breakfast is the meal you have before lunch on the same day.

Lunch is the meal you have before dinner on the same day.

Dinner is the meal you have after lunch on the same day.

If you have only one meal a day its none of the above and just called having “food”.

Hope that clears things up.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if I'm doing bifurcated sleep but still eat 2 or 3 meals?

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Midnight snacks, all of them.

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also is 13:37 too late for breakfast?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Too early if I'm left to my own devices. Which nowadays is only if I have someone to babysit, otherwise my baby will climb over from her bed to mine and plant her full diaper in my face between 7 and 11:30 depending on her mood

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is but it's perfectly on time for second breakfast.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But then it's an awful long time until elevenses.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Just enough time for morning tea. Then brunch, then elevenses.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 months ago

Me reading this at 8:38 AM local time and wondering the same question

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago

I had a great breakfast at 16:00 in a restaurant serving nothing but breakfast and if that is valid, everything is.

[–] ChaosCharlie@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

They call that breakfast

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Have you heard about second lunch?

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

When your kid wakes you up at 5 am every day, 9 am is 1/4 of the way through your day!

[–] fredrik@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It’s lunch o’clock somewhere.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Why do you think the best scientists in the world gathered and invented the all-day English breakfast?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

It's lunchtime somewhere!

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Food is food. After a night shift I'm having dinner and will BBQ at 6 AM. I do get weird looks from neighbors, but that's just fun.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If it's a work from home day, I've only been awake 7 minutes

so yes, I need breakfast first, but then we can talk

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No. Time doesn't matter. 🤷🏿‍♀️

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Nah mate. Lunch starts at roughly 6pm

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Lunch beers?

[–] mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Canadians disagree

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Emmm spicy curry for breakfast

No if it's the first lunch!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Lunch hits different that early in the morning. I swear it's better.