ENT s3e5 "Impulse"
Vulcans that sync their Pon Far leads to real life PornHub with chainsaws
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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so is this why they keep it to one or two Vulcans on each Starfleet ship
And why they put up with humans in the first place. To prevent the population of Vulcan from humping itself to death.
It's probably why their baseball team lost
Something about the lighting in this still makes them look like wax figures.
That describes how I felt about that very well. Something always seemed a little odd
Could also be jaundice from liver disease. Drawback of having to be Vulcan with a rod permanently crammed up their ass.
The premise is that they are all Pon Farring, so something is definitely amiss
Random thought: do Romulans have Pon Far, or is it a trait the Vulcans picked up some time after the Romulan Exodos?
Would make sense that the self imposed emotional repression would result in the periodic explosion that became pon farr.
Without the emotional repression the Romulans probably hump more than Irish Catholic rabbits. Which is likely how they're able to fully staff a massive navy which rivals the federation
They were supposedly modeled after Athenian democracy (vulcan) and Roman imperialism (romulus = Rome = Roman founder). So you know some kinky orgies be going down
Don't watch Star Wars; what's a "porn far"?
It's when you watch Darth Ron Jeremy on the holo projector.
Even though you wrote it wrong, you are not far off.
Basically Vulcans have learned to suppress their emotions. But once in a while they get an immense urge to procreate that overwhelms their logic and makes them go feral for sex.