Thebeardedsinglemalt

joined 1 year ago
  • If your bosses were the best person for the job

  • If the SMEs and Dept Heads got their by merit and not because they're a kiss-ass, banged the boss, or being a nepo-baby

  • If people only speak when they have relevant information to add, not because they're in love with the sound of their own voice, have such a fragile ego they can't comprehend they're not the smartest person in the room

  • Everyone knows the goal and doesn't dick around with chitchat asking how the weather is, or how their weekend was

Damn, Boomer and Starbuck look pretty good after their gender reassignment surgery.

They could still refer to it as the ass-end of the ship

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Without the emotional repression the Romulans probably hump more than Irish Catholic rabbits. Which is likely how they're able to fully staff a massive navy which rivals the federation

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Things probably get dry after he's banged most of the available crew and is waiting for the next crew rotation. He doesn't need fantasy women but sometimes things get a little slow

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Anyone: SHATNER!

Me:

Weyoun was one of their best diplomats. He was failing, death is just an occupational hazard for his position. And until the Romulans joined the fight and ultimately the Cardassians flipped, the Dominion was winning the war.

Never let him pilot a shuttle, he can't see no good and way too many unlicensed phasers stashed around.

I haven't looked at blueprints but I'd believe those are stored off in their own areas and rarely seen as a result. But it would make sense that the cargo transporters would serve a dual purpose since those are rarely used except in emergency situations.

With Klingons, it's more about brute force and intimidation than finesse. Plus, if it's warrior vs warrior they will be wearing some form of armor

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Scotty: Security to Transporter Room 2

Security Chief: Have they become hostile?

Scotty: Worse, they started a drum circle

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It seems like each additional season was an attempt at a massive course correction which is how S3 became massive fan service.

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This completely normal person also used to have a wooden sign in front of his house before Biden bowed out. It said "I'm pooped I'm gonna go" and had the general shape of a diaper under it that said "BIDEN".

But good to know he legitimately spent money on those cardboard cutouts of Harris and Walz. There used to be several more signs for the orange turd but I think he was asked to dial it back a little

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