The TFO that bugs out the most often...

But Everytime he says "watch that first step" I have to say "it's a do-oo-ozy" like Ned does from Groundhog Day

Nobody was looking at Picard's nips in Captain's Holiday. Dude looked like he was smuggling a squirrel.

Troi: I sense deception from our guest, Captain.

Picard: He's a goddamn Ferengi Troi!

i thought it was because she is an empath and could sense the feelings of the shitbags on the big screen.

Alien on the screen: If you don't do as we demand we will destroy your ship!

Troi: I sense hostility

That's not all he's lost...

At this point I'm ready for the anti-tine anomaly to prevent the primordial goo from forming.

Women: he told you he's taking your rights away and is already letting you die in hospital waiting rooms

Tradesman: he told you overtime and unions are gone

Veterans: he told you he hates you, pissed all over the sanctity of Arlington and is gutting the VA

Hispanics: he told you you and yours are getting deported and doesn't care if you're legal or not

Those on social security, Medicare, Medicaid or ACA: he told you he's cutting/gutting these

Anyone with ties to Palestine: he told you he's going to help Israel finish the job

I love it. But I'd love more signs pointing out how much he hates veterans. That's something I'd donate to.

And that he hates unions, in areas of high union population

And here we are, over a week after the debate. They're still harping on Haitian immigrants in 1 town, while Harris is blazing up the campaign trail, yet polls are still concerningly close.

This is how scary this election is becoming

Wait, odor issues? This one is new to me.

But...just a reminder on "family values"

• The orange turd is on his 3rd wife

• Has at least 6 kids across those 3 wives

• While wifo #3 was pregnant with one of his crotch fruit, he paid to bang a porn star

• Has openly admitted to blatant sexual assault of women

• Half the population claims it's all a hoax and lets zombies bite them because anything else is a violation of their freedoms

• Large swaths of gun owners take to the streets, and half of them die quickly because they put more money into the number of guns they had or making them tacticool instead of putting rounds through them or sighting them in.

• It gets overly politicized.

• The literal collapse of civilization, yet some corners of the government and billionaires are still trying to milk out the last drop of money

• Half the staff are wearing wool beanies in dead ass middle of summer

• Sides are a la carte, fries come in a metal cup with newspaper-style wax/parchment paper

• The bottom bun is falls-apart-soggy by halfway through

• Claims to have a huge selection of craft beers...all IPAs, a stout, a sour, and PBR