CIA needs to be abolished, and everyone in the CIA who did anything illegal or incredibly unethical needs to be prosecuted for it (if they did illegal stuff in allied nations then extradited).

That they live in the 18th century with 21st century things. Religious fanatics all referring to the devil in him and Jesus saved him - separation of church and state but there's references to god everywhere and politicians don't get elected until they're reciting lumps of the Bible in every speech.

Operation Northwoods

....better to never surface hard truths. Ought to keep them buried like authoritarian regines. /s

Statutes of limitations rule.

all their culture about being lovable good guys who do a goof and like their music

IRL they are the most joyless, dispassionate people who inflict nothing but misery on the world and each other

i say dispassionate but they do love

• caging people

• abandoning their sick and elderly

• poisoning their own children

• bombing hospitals

Sure, but just because some conspiracies are true, does not mean all of them are.

The vast majority are false and will never get a declassified file.