Obviously, he's in sales. He's sold used cars, satellite TV, dabbled in NFTs, and medical equipment like scooters and stair elevators. Got his start selling those copper bracelets at a mall kiosk in Jersey.

He's also a toootal stoner, used to have mad nuggz but mostly uses a wax pen these days. Just look at his eyes. Has a little percocet snorting habit.

He's a fun dude, but don't trust him and don't introduce him to your sister.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

[–] polydactyl@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

“Do have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Mustafa? He died for our sins, and those of his only begotten son.”

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Journeyman apprentice.

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Whatever it is, he advertises by word of meowth

[–] darksiderbun@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

He looks like a bouncer to me :3

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

He's a good humour man

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

He's the neighbors' cousin who's always hanging around, buggin' ya for some scratch.

[–] LiterallyLMAO@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Excuse me sir, but my car just broke down and needs a new tire and I left my wallet at home. If you could give me just 20 cat treats for the tire, I promise I'll mail you the treats back when I get home."

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

panhandlers roam parking lots. 'excuse me, can you help me? need $7'. every time. hoping for a $10 or 20. what a life. save my change for street musicians.

[–] tulliandar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Considering the reputation of orange cats, politician?