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[-] Candelestine@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Now this is a truly high quality showerthought. I think we're finally getting somewhere with this whole Lemmy thing.

[-] JerkyIsSuperior@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Let's be frank, how many bong rips do you have before coming to this conclusion?

[-] Rootiest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They are basically made of bong water now

[-] ADHDGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Oh it goes deeper than this -

Baby's are made of materials floating around in their gestational parent's blood. And guess what breastmilk is made of..... It's made of blood. Your body literally takes your blood and turns it into milk.

So until they start eating food, a breastfed baby is made entirely of their mother's blood plus a single sperm.

[-] SomeOtherUsername@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

By that logic, we're all made of blood, even in adulthood, because our cells get everything they need from blood.

[-] Anahkiasen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

i don't think you understand what "you are what you eat" actually meant

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm no doctor but that sounds medically accurate.

[-] TristanFi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This one reminds me of:

  • Gummy bears contain gelatin
  • In the USA at least, gelatin is derived from bones
  • Technically, gummy bears are not boneless
[-] teacs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well, women are born with all the eggs they will develop over the course of their entire life, so in a sense a baby is made up of whatever their maternal grandma was eating during their pregnancy

[-] Elindio@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago
[-] ADHDGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

This always trips me out so much.... Things that you do while pregnant directly impact your maternal grandchildren because they are INSIDE you

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

*processed cheese...

[-] aaaakolokolokolok@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm gonna chop my baby, and sell to supermarkets!

[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Does that mean vegans aren’t made of meat, but of vegetables?

[-] GreyBeard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

They are sentient vegetables?

[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Just like in veggie tales

[-] MuffinParadise@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

This is the most shower thought ever thought

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