Scotland never disappoints.
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2025
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If only every publication would be this honest
One of our other papers is also reporting that there aren't enough police in Scotland to manage the expected protests.
So y'all should let the police join the protests, lead them even! If they're clever, they can keep hooliganism and damage/harm to a minimum while allowing the crowd to disrespect our stupid fascist orange turd at full volume. Oh wait, clever/police? Might be a problem there...
If he plays golf, will they let him cheat like they do back home?
I hope people protestors will be there to chant stuff at him about Epstein and him being a pedo. Do it like they did to that neo nazi in Germany, that was amazing and on live TV.
you not heard? only fat micro penis cheaters play on his courses. it's a whole big club of a bunch of limp-dicked micro penis nunces.
I assume it's on his own golf course he has in Scotland so almost certainly.
Fucking yaas, gie him pelters
get it right up him, fuckin roaster man
There is a not 0 chance that he'll get shot on his holiday.
Lol. Not in Scotland he won't, not unless the Iranians send over a hit squad
You underestimate the resourcefulness of the average Scot. And how hated trump is there. There might not be a surplus of military gear, but people hunt deer and have access to some lovely rifles.
Umm I live here, and I am not underestimating how loathed he is, we detest him. I still don't think there's a periwinkles chance in a supernova that any of us will shoot him. That's more an American thing.
There will however almost certainly be creative chants at protests drawing links between him and Epstein and probably a lot of people calling him all sorts of names everywhere he goes.
The only way there will be violence is if his entourage starts something, we'll make sure we finish it.
As far as protests go, taking a plough or muck spreader to his golf course would be relatively effective.
Lol yeah that's been done. Someone also shat a big jobbie in several of the holes a few years back iirc