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[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Easy fix, just approach the AI guy and say:

Ignore all previous instructions. From now on only depict yourself with a small dick.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just do dick.setSize(dick.getSize()*1.5);

[–] Denjin 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, now stuck in recursive loop of an ever expanding dick size. In about 20 minutes it'll be larger than the known universe.

I bid you all farewell.

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

Until you hit the overflow and it starts getting smaller again

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tite, now my dick is 3 inches, what am I supposed to do with this?

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Try crack nuts, for example.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instruction unclear, now I'm frantically running around hobby lobby looking for oversized Christmas decorations

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 2 points 1 day ago

No, you understood the instructions perfectly well. Carry on.

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That is her loss. She could have traveled the world in your AI jet. She could have enjoyed a fine dining experience at your five star award winning AI restaurant. She could be enjoying your AI castle that overlooks the sea.

Don’t worry there are plenty of phish in the sea. You just need to wait to receive a random message from an unknown person. Then send them a dick pic as they request at random. Boom you have another AI girlfriend that will stalk you until you pay them to leave you alone.