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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 hours ago

I've seen enough videos on the internet to know europeans are not afraid to beat the shit out of a pickpocket.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

so is the guy going to shoot him after he suplexes him? i don’t get it /s

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 14 hours ago

Imagine how they’d react if someone stole their government.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a percentage of my fellow Americans who have been waiting for the opportunity to be placed in a self defense situation.

https://youtu.be/Q4Ui8BdIYRk

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

It's a tragedy. Oh God.

[–] Lebensmittel@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As if the average American whale could suplex someone

[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Wrestling is a popular school sport in America

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say some fat people may surprise you with their strength. They throw around more weight quite often, it's stamina that's lacking. A single, forceful attack is believable to me.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

My BIL is literally twice my weight,if not more; and has several inches of height on me.

Severity can be promoted by need. For example, his drunk ass wanted to get off the couch to threaten his sister (my wife). I introduced him to the floor, rapidly.

Speed and skill can overcome size. That being said, I've always been on the smaller side of stature and weight, and a hit from someone twice your size hurts when they connect. Period.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They have to catch you first.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Tried running away from my house one time when I was about 12, my stepfather was 400+lbs and closed the distance to my flat-out 90lbs pretty damn quick. Only got as far as ~20 metres. Fast as a hippo

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of the fat guy from In Bruge

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

a fat American could probably do it to a skinny person if they're really mad. their leg muscles are insane

[–] bigb@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago

I'm a fat American, I can confirm all my strength is in my legs

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

As someone that experienced childhood abuse and now deals with anger management issues, I 'agree' with the average American on the point that "violence solves all problems"/violence is the go-to tool and not the last resort... It's not right though!

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Maxim 6 If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)
[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly better stats for the US than I thought they'd be. Surprised that my state's obesity rates are better than any number of European countries despite the situation here still not seeming great.

Wondering if that is an endorsement of things my state is doing right or an indictment of the countries in Europe that are somehow worse.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago

Note that this Obesity (BMI over 30). 76% of the US is overweight (BMI over 25)..

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago

It gets much worse when you look at the outliers. 9.4% of the US had severe obesity (BMI>40) in 2023.

The Netherlands, Belgium and Germany are around 1%, I couldn't even find a number for France that was more than "<1%".

[–] Achsonaja@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

How the fuck is Florida at 28%?!

[–] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

old fat retirees