Sorry, Donnie, but I don't think this Epstein thing is gonna kill itself anytime soon
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But I heard Biden planted it there. Even though he's sleepy Joe that can't remember anything else.
So are a lot of othee people. So let's burn this motherfucker down. Let's have trials like scarecrow did in batman. Walk the ice donnie
Dear Jeffy-Jeff -
"I love raping kids with you. Here is a drawing of a pre-pubecent woman's tits."
Signed, your close personal friend and confidant,
Donald J. Trump, yes, the one and only, me, the New York Real Estate Mogul
P.S. I'll see you soon, for more kid raping
We are so far past posting about flight logs.
May every day be another beautiful, pre-pubescent secret!
Sure, but as a client or a partner?
Yes