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‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know (needtoknow.co.uk)

submitted 3 days ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

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[–] redwattlebird 17 points 3 days ago (5 children)

How about... People are paid as age verifiers. Win, win. More jobs, lower chance of data being stolen, maybe more awkwardness if you came across your partner on the other end of the teleconference call.

Or, how about this, bring back porn theatres. Industry gets paid from ticket sales, you have a ticket person who can ask for ID.

Also, is porn really that damaging to kids? I remember when there were videos circulating from beheadings and that was far more traumatising.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

First thing I thought of was what if your family like aunt/uncle or cousin has this kind of job... that'd be way awkward.

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[–] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 5 points 3 days ago

People are paid as age verifiers. Win, win. More jobs

Broken window fallacy

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

#LifeGoals

[–] Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Back to wooded areas for you, my friend

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I'd be devastated if I couldn't watch pyrn.

[–] Sinatra 2 points 2 days ago

Pretty soon it'll be illegal to masturbate over anything but a picture of the king.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Not saying that he should have to do this -- but I bet he could apply foundation+concealer to cover them up.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

On one hand this guy has a hell of a hobby that seems like it steps on everything else in his life. On the other its amazing dude exists to fuck with normative behavior and policies that exist to keep people down.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

He should put lemon slices over his eyes to complete the look.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sail the high seas, friends.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Note to self: Sell realistic masks so adult Brits can watch llama Pr0n.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

“Ah good, finally have some alone time. Just gotta go put on a full face of caked-on concealer before I can jork it.”

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Thankful for them trying to protect our virgin eyes from the ravages of a dirty word, but the extra letters r n are too triggering, and they've scarred our delicate, snowflake lives. Is there some remedy they can offer to atone for inflicting this trauma on us?

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