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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wow that must get used a lot because I find little empty Fireball potions all over my neighborhood

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The 1 oz ones are for Fire Bolt, they are just trying to look tough.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dammit...

Now I want to see a LARPer chucking shot bottles at people.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I could see putting a little radius ring on one of those being useful, just pull it out and put it on the table (if you're playing with a map/grid) without saying a word.

Edit: ooh, could have tiny umbrella mechanical bits built into it to pop out the radius!

[–] fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Orphanes

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Orphanes and orphane accessories

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 days ago

It's just a quirk of chemical nomenclature. This indicates that they are flammable orphans.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

What is animate dead?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This ain't Family Feud!

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Ho does fireball help orphens reunite with parents? That one cast confusion on me.

[–] Batmancer@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In the afterlife.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Duration: Permanent

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Necro: "one sec"

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

orphan returns as a revenant

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Yes, when they die a firey death bcz some unwitting sap cast fireball not realizing their were orphans in the area...

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

It turns out that an orphan can inherit a critical trait from their parents: "habit of standing in the way of an important player character's ongoing battle."

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

All things are possible through careful metamagic!

[–] WhatThaFudge@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

It fixes everything in Mage Arena!