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oh hey look i used my blender skills for memes again rule (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/29678165

Steve Ballmer is the CEO of Microsoft if u dont know also i use linux btw

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[–] eigenraum@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

Caution, can quickly lead to overdoses and addiction.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well it's nice to see people have moved on from thinking Bill Gates is CEO. 11 years off but getting better.

[–] Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

the gates had to be opened

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Shit, I was surprised to see Balmer's still CEO. What hasn't he fucked up?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

Hey Microsoft, who are these people you're firing?

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

tbh, expected suppositories

[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Was the CEO, right? It's Nadella now.

[–] barubary@infosec.exchange 6 points 2 weeks ago

Only since 2014, so barely over a decade.

[–] Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

u are correct, i didnt look it up before making this

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Apply directly to the forehead. Apply directly....

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Apply directly to the forehead

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is sick man, what textures did you use?

[–] Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

everything's procedural made in blender minus the microsoft logo and steve's head. then composited in blender's shader editor together + blender's text editor

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The headache.

[–] Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

fun fact, watching windows 95's launch is what inspired this meme

[–] LiamTheBox@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

AI would never badmouth Steve Sweaty Balls, and it shows