To paraphrase Al Franken, I like Martha Stewart more than others, and I hate Martha Stewart.
Also, fuck Elon.
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2025
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And she's not cool. So a pretty low bar to not be able to pass
I prefer to embrace the thought that no matter how chronically online he is, his meme game will always be dogshit and his nerd cred largely nonexistent.
There are dried turds on the side of the road that are more respected or cool than Musk. The bar is in hell.
I'm a DV outeach worker and I've found abusive narcissists are never happy. They don't have realistic expectations so are constantly disappointed and don't accept when they're wrong so they don't improve their own lives. Constant misery.
I love that for Elon.
Yep! I comfort myself with it.
No matter how hard he tries he won't be respected or cool.
Elon will never be at peace because wherever he goes, there he is. What a miserable existence!
She could probably kick the shit out of him too (in real life or Path of Exile 2).
elon went on the most popular show about science and geekery and somehow came out looking like a dork (derogative)
Never liked her either, so not really moving him up or down much.
He could try hooking up with Snoop Dogg. That would probably change my opinion somewhat (not that I’d expect Snoop to be into Nazis)
Performing for the new nazis I guess you could just call him a sellout but his response was pretty weak
Sleeping while in the shower? Nice.