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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

eee tonight's arse end of swan bay.. with 3 swans if you squint hard enough. Living up to its name.

Ended up staying down here for an extra night for a bit of timeout alone. Back to it tomorrow.

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

iPhone camera is pretty decent.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Have to say those kitties look very well looked after judging by their coats :)

Thanks bro :) after I fed them once and then walked back down the next day, they were legit waiting for me.

How could I say no? lol

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

they are so beautiful

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

New day new work trip new tropical soup. Trip 2 of 3 of my six months of bonkers workload and travel. It's very strange to be so busy but doing actually good things. I am so good at survival mode I don't know how to be healthy and successful but I am trying. β˜€οΈβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈ

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Slept for 12 hours. Broken up, but still, that's absolutely amazing!!!

This means that the gym makes a huge difference. So back to going 5 days a week.

They grow up so fast lol

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wow. There's a lot of Bananas in Pyjamas hate out there...

They scared the shit out of me as a kid. Same as that mulligrubs fucker.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're not happy about it.

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Old boys have been going too hard on the shard aye

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

They earned it.

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've done the stupid thing where I have, like, twelve library books

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

I love this for you. This is not stupid, this is the way.

Goodnight all ❀️

[–] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I quite like Bananas in Pyjamas. Just living their best banana lives.

Peppa, on the other hand, needs to get in the bin. And die.

[–] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I believe Peppa has been banned in China, for promoting 'disloyalty to the regime'. So gets a free pass for that I reckon.

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[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Yesterday was a just about perfect day. Plan on repeating it today, just with less cocktails because flying home tomorrow 😭 πŸ₯Ά

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Went and caught up with a bunch of old friends. Some I might not have seen for 20 years. Played some games. Got another session lined up, new campaign starting with character creation next week. Hmu if you're interested in a monthly LARP in North Fitzroy, 3rd Saturday. Pretty nerdy and lgbt friendly group.

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Curlews ❀️❀️

[–] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Logies start at 7 pm - thoughts?

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

I shall seek pretty frock pictures on ABC website. And do a lot of "who's that?" Then go back to my life.

Although I am happy Magda subanzski is getting a hall of fame award. Last I read she is pretty sick with stage 4 cancer so this is nice.

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I voted for bananas in pyjamas

[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i fucking hate them so much, it’s the fucking laziest fuckingest tweeest utter shite made by a loathsome committee of upper middle class toorak wouldn’t know a story if it fucked them up the arse twit mums

Seagoon will never let you live it down.

@Seagoon this is one of the best reviews I've ever read

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

don't give a fuck mate

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How long until he notices?

firemen calendar with googly eyes

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[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Poolside book success: Icebreaker by Hannah Grace. Requires suspense of belief when it comes to competitive figure skating, but a fun, funny read with a very inclusive ensemble cast without feeling forced. 7 out of 10 for making me laugh so much.

Poolside book fail: All We Lost Was Everything by Sloan Harlow. Terrible "romance", annoying characters, horrible twists that had my eyes rolling out of my head. 2 out of 10.

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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I hate the movie Rubber (2010). I saw it years ago because I thought "oh a horror comedy about a murderous tyre, yeah sure!" And it turned out to be the most boring, pretentious slop I've ever seen; I should have known as it is a French film, but sometimes the French have good horror so I gave it a chance - MISTAKE! I watched it all the way through and just couldn't stop loathing it. I made the mistake of telling my mate at the time, so when I went to see him, guess what he had on πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ so I've seen it twice and it sucked arse both times.

What's a film or piece of media that gets you irrationally angry?

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You know what, FUCK Bananas in Pyjamas

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Fuck bananas full stop. Repulsive things.

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

bananas in pajamas

i fucking hate them so much, it's the fucking laziest fuckingest tweeest utter shite made by a loathsome committee of upper middle class toorak wouldn't know a story if it fucked them up the arse twit mums

i don't think my utter hatred is irrational

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[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Coincidentally, I watched a French horror film last night called Martyrs (2008).

There was a comment review on this thread recently about 28 Years Later and how it had no redeeming value (which is a preposterous notion by the way)

and so…

Martyrs (2008) is a movie that actually has no redeeming value. It’s a purely violent and brutal torture porn type film with no real discernible message.

It didn’t make me irrationally angry, just confused. Who was this movie made for? and why? What does this piece of art bring to the world?

EDIT: rage inducing media includes:

β€œReality TV”

β€œMorning shows”

Anything with Tracy Grimshaw and that rubbish

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

It used to be Paul Higgins doing the weather on the abc.

I had to leave the room.

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[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

No Ulthar this weekend, but that's alright because it turns out a friend's birthday was on at the same time. He only ever sends out Facebook invites so I've missed it the past few years. One time I straight up missed it and another year the boys were too difficult to put down.

It was good because I had this gift I'd been meaning to give him for almost two years, so it's nice to finally hand that off.

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

It has been a beautiful sunny afternoon. I took Mr Woof out for a walk and let him pick the route. Miss Meow helped bring in the washing off the line, which primarily involved rolling around on the concrete under the washing line.

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Sad as fuck

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The random crying has stopped but baby girl has learned that being vocal works for things she wants πŸ˜†

She tried whimpering to go outside yesterday, she sooks for the heater to go on, and today she cried for me to unblock the chair and lift her up. (She’s perfectly capable of jumping but I’m trying to spare her knees)

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

lovely sunny day here , I think I will do some light work in the garden, still tidying up really, it's over grown and i keep finding piles of rubbish 😠 if I do anything I have to stop any weeds from flowering

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

I got too hot and turned off the electric blanket… that was a mistake

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sleep was OK. Did wake up after 2 hours but fell straight back to sleep which is a win!

This however, is not :(

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Could be worse

I've just scraped the ice off my windscreen

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reddit musta fucked up again, the neckbeards are upticking

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Midnight gnocci was great. I was a bit worried about having to cook the gnocci in the microwave, but it worked fine. I am now gnocciful and ready for the rest of the night.

[–] plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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