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The older I get, the more I understand the people on top of the building in Independence Day
"This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council..."
I've got a towel and I'm ready to go.
Oh no, we're not stopping to pick up hitchhikers this time, we're just going to blow your planet up and move on. Have a good day!
Fair enough, thanks
I hope you are deaf.
Is the anal probing included or does that cost extra?
Not only included, it's required. It's your lucky day if your in to that kinda stuff
Me: But it isn’t April 5, 2063.
You told him about the statue?!
I never imagined I'd be meeting the man who invented the warp drive.
"I'm not detecting any Leak."
I'd prefer the meteor, but aliens will do I guess.
If the aliens need breeding stock then beam me up.
But you are incompatible and now stuck 30,000 light years from Earth.
Brother that won’t stop me from trying.
You were describing the plot of “Caretaker”, the pilot of Star Trek: Voyager.
An alien abducts ships from one part of the galaxy to this side of the galaxy. Why? Because they are dying and are looking for a compatible mate. Unable to do so, they destroy the device that brought them there (at the wish of The Caretaker) to protect another alien species. So they get stranded 30,000 light years from Earth.
Only if it's blue. If it's black or red I'm running away.
How about yellow?
I'd do a quick buoba/kiki test
Who's up for a probing?