"Identified?" I think "claimed" would be a better word choice.
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When walking with him you can always fake a phone notification, sigh, and then say "I'm sorry, I've got to address this. Have a great day!" Even better if you select a place with chairs nearby, and you sit down as you start reading/typing. It signals you're going to be there for awhile and disengaging with everything outside of the phone/laptop.
The most important thing is to keep that toilet location a secret.
Rarely? I tend to plan to shit at work so I get paid to do it and don't use any consumables I'd otherwise have to pay for.
Since getting a bidet at home, away games aren’t fun at all.
A water bottle and some elbow grease.
Is that to lube up your asshole before you insert the bottle?
If that's your jams sure.
I wouldn’t have to jam it with lube.
I mean are you trying to have fun or not?
A blown out o ring is no fun.
They make water bottles in all the shapes and sizes you don't have to go nalgene 54oz right off the bat but goals are always useful.
There are portable bidets that are basically water containers with squirt nozzles. If not on hand, you can always use an empty water bottle. But yes, a proper bidet is still king.
One I upgraded to an extended bowl/extra tall, nothing else will do. Plenty of room in the front for my junk and the water level of way down there so no splash-back.
You just gotta plan properly:
Toilet Paper Foam Instant Wet Wipe 2 Pack – SquattyPotty https://www.squattypotty.com/products/toilet-paper-foam-instant-wet-wipe-2-pack
Never as good as home field advantage, but it makes away games enjoyable.
Pairs well with Enema Coffee 1lb
The boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time.
Strike, slack off, slow down, shit imperiously.
As appealing as that sounds, the awesomeness of having the Steam Deck for a top tier gaming poop at home can't be undervalued.
I have a work sp and cell phone for such times.
A work SP? A Gameboy SP for work??
Yeah. Technically a backpack sp but they're effectively the same thing.
I'm very into that. What're you playing on it at the mo?
Retroid Pocket 4 Pro has been one of the best purchases I've made this year. I would highly recommend that for emulation. Very compact and pocketable, easily comes to work and can emulate up to PS2/Wii/many Switch games/Android games.
This is anything but dull! Thank you for the recommendation 👀
If you have the budget and want higher performance then go for the Retroid Pocket 5 or the Retroid Pocket Flip 2.
Thank you 🙏
I have a flash cart in it so usually a Pokemon or any number of random nes games.
Sweet. Living the dream.
Huzzah protect the secret
A poop delayed is a poop well made.
For the longest time, there were two tenants - both with an all-female staff - on a floor in my building. It was incredible.
Then the floor filled up and I'd be lying to say it wasn't part of my reason for going full time WFH.
The team I work with is 13 women, an other guy and me. There is zero bullshit to deal with, it's great. It does really put it in perspective. Every other workplace I was a part of, it always seemed to be other men that were hard to work with, never women.
Maybe I just got lucky but I'm going to attribute it to the gender ratio. Although the type of work might have something to do with it, the other places were more blue collar.
I think it depends on the role/company. I've switched careers twice and my least favorite position was working with a ton of "business dudes" - but my second least favorite was working with a ton of older women. Nonstop gossip, I hated it!
I have a coworker who does this all the time. Half the time i get rid of him by saying "Excuse me, I am about to violently shit my pants." And walk off. Sometimes not even in the direction of a bathroom.
Point is, everyone poops. They shouldn't care if you have to do an important bodily function and they certainly have no right to prevent you from pooping.
It’s keeping the secret of the glorious private pooper that is the problem here.
Mostly this 👆
Meanwhile I'm stuck in a men's room with stalls that have seams between the doors that are wide enough to push a finger through and they're open at the bottom for at least a foot. Everyone can just watch you sitting there taking a dump. I like my privacy in those moments.
Of course I won't sit on those things either as they're always pissed and shat under; people have a lot of trouble aiming, I guess. Or cleaning up after themselves
Half the time someone tried flushing down ten sheets of hand towels, which obviously doesn't work so just about every other day at least one of two stalls (that serve up to three floors) are stuck
This building sucks balls