“Hey man, why are you pissin in our fireplace?”
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Been there, pissed in this urinal. It's fucking way cooler than a normal urinal. Not sure what is wrong with the memer.
It's neat*, but must be impossible to keep clean.
Most people I've talked to have said, overall, the Madonna Inn is kind of a letdown. A lot of things seem cheaply done and the walls are thin. Was that your experience?
I liked it! But we knew it was over the top. To be honest, the steak house is pretty decent and the portions are good for the cost. Spend the night in a nicer room and you'll have a unique experience.
Just make sure you lean in if you go there. Have the pink cocktails and the pink 4 layer cake. Its a place you have to "let yourself" have a good time.
If you go into it knowing it's more of an intentionally tacky / kitschy experience, it's fine. I know lots of people that go into it think it's something of a high class, albeit dated experience and they tend to be disappointed.
Personally I think it's just ok for the novelty. Good Monte Carlo though.
Thanks, that makes complete sense.
Holy shit, SLO on Lemmy. I was considering posting this a well.
Classier than the piss-trough "urinals" I've seen in a couple of bars. Drunk dudes just lining up blasting piss into the one large trough with no dividers. They also had the same gross bullshit in elementary school. I would go to the stall toilet (with no door) instead and pull my pants down all the way to piss, saying "Feels good, man"
When I was young the piss troughs were standard at just about any event with more than a hundred people, for some reason they were always filled with ice. The 80s and 90s were a wild time to be a child, analogue to digital, piss troughs to stalls, Ive seen it all.
Gotta cool down all that hot piss with ice to keep down the stench I guess
It’s to break up the splash and to dampen the smell
May have helped with the smell, but I can recall it didn't help with the splash, at least not at a child's height.
Yep. You pull up, whip it out, go. Sucks if you have shy kidneys like me, but you gotta make it happen.
Trippin' shrooms at a Crosby, Stills and Nash gig, walked into a trough. Ah hell no! Fuck am I gonna do?! Just had to make it happen. Imagine being a punker in a country bar! At a trough! Meh. Man the fuck up.
Pretty sure most lemmy guys would summon a manager, piss their pants or die of a burst bladder.
This is sick, but it works for me, no idea how I came across this: Guy next to you? Imagine grabbing him by the scalp and beating the living shit out of him on the plumbing hardware, blood flyin' everywhere, screamin' and beggin' you to stop!
Sick, I know. Never been the victim or assailant, but I can empty my bladder when it's shy.
I'll be banned forever for this comment. Hope it helps someone else before it's deleted.
What did I just read?
It's fucked up! I KNOW! And I have no idea how this came into my brain. Probably an intrusive thought about the guy next to me making it hard to pee.
"Get out motherfucker or I'm gonna bash your fucking face off!"
I've wondered if shy kidneys are evolutionary protection against peeing ourselves when in danger. Flip the script, become the danger, all good to shake the lizard. 🤷🏻 (That's totally made-up by me.)
Ice, or urinal cubes?
Ice. A lot of them looked like a really long bathtub filled halfway up with ice from the concession stand.
They know you guys can't resist trying to melt the most ice so they put in to get you to aim better.
Some stadiums have this too. It's not for me.
The good this is you can squeeze a lot more drunk dudes on those than separate ones. Makes quite a difference in a packed night club. Still not an enjoyable experience tho
Fucking love those. Absolutely required for a "Pee-Off in the Trough" competition. One idiot bar put up dividers and I'm still mad.
Where do you piss? Just on the ground? If that’s the case then everyone is just cool with piss being flung onto their shoes and pants? Seems like a wild choice.
(The captain is back)
Always!
I’ve pissed in this urinal. Because the water is falling from so high it splashes on your feet!