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[โ€“] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

His colleague, a Marine, was given a purple heart after tearing his rotator cuff while ~~throwing school children into a police van.~~ protecting federal agents (from having to throw school children into a police van).

The baseball park will be permanently closed so that a memorial can be erected to recognize and commemorate these heroes.

[โ€“] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

I don't get Hard times.

It seems to lean right most of the time and punch down.

But once in a while, comes up with some solid hits..