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I was considering getting the surgery but I don't want to be incontinent.

If so, can I hang out my diapers to dry to save on cost?

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[–] solidsnake@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Everyone here is an idiot

Think about it like my favorite analogy I use with my patients.

Your cocknballs are just one of the paths. And so like when one highway has a car accident and traffic backs up, eventually cars will take an alternative route!

You'll pee out your butt!

[–] TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

So does it just hang out in your intestines until it leaks out or.....

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

incorrect: only one ball is for piss and the other is sperm; you'll be fine

[–] TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it the same ball for everyone or do they have to do surgery to find out which is which?

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if you're right handed, it's the left ball and if you're left handed, it's the right ball.

[–] TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow I feel so dumb right now. This whole time I thought people were saying right-brained and left-brained when they were actually saying right-balled, that makes SO. Much. Sense. Talk about cringe!

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

you're not far off, the balls are a sort of "hindbrain" for men.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This.

If there is pee in both your balls then you probably need to go to the hospital

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah they only do the sperm side of your balls.

[–] TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Modern medicine has come so far 🤯

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You've got it backwards: After the vasectomy you'll never pee again! No balls => no piss. That's science for ya

[–] TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's excellent news! That'll make me at least 150% more efficient at work, can I ask for a raise?

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sadly after your balls are cut off you'll never get a "raise" again, so I guess it's all about your priorities.