Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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Age verification (media.piefed.world)

submitted 5 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is the song that never ends.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

… Fuck you.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If not, what about Darkwing Duck?

[–] QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

When there's trouble you call DW!

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

James Bond jr?

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I tend to point at the grey in my beard, but they still ask.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Former Retail Worker Here: I got cussed out by a lot of senior citizens who thought I was fucking with them when I asked to see ID. I absolutely wasn't, the machine would not let me process a sale of alcohol unless I scanned in the ID. I didn't have a choice.

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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 5 days ago

Clever, age and sobriety test all in one

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

If you forget a few of the words, it'll only make it more convincing.

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